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10 Funny Tweets that Depict Life as a Uni Student

I follow a couple of those funny university “troll” accounts, and every now and then I come across a tweet that is too relatable not to share. So I’d thought I’d share some of my fav tweets that depict what it is like in university (with a tweet by me because why not?)!

1. “That 11:59 pm deadline ain’t no joke in college”

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You don’t want to have to send that guilty 12:01 email to your prof explaining that “your computer crashed” or “Turnitin.com was glitching”. Trust me. You don’t. (See tweet here)

2. “Go to college they said. You’ll figure out what you want to do with your life they said”

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Every day I ask myself what I’m doing with my life and I never respond. (See tweet here)

3. “College is cool bc if u relax for 5 seconds then all of a sudden ur failing 11 classes even tho ur only taking 5”

Zoning out for 15 seconds during a lecture can mean missing the key to an essay question or uncoding half of your multiple choice answers in an exam. It's quite overwhelming.

Zoning out for 15 seconds during a lecture can mean missing the key to an essay question or uncoding half of your multiple choice answers in an exam. It’s quite overwhelming. (See tweet here)

4. “Syllabus week vs finals week”

Those semesters that just suck the life out of you (i.e. last semester for me)

Those semesters that just suck the life out of you (i.e. last semester for me). (See tweet here)

5. “I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee… like you get enough sleep???? every night??! that seems shady to me”

I literally only drink coffee because I'm in university. It runs through my veins at this point.

I literally only drink coffee because I’m in university. It runs through my veins at this point. (See tweet here)

6. “*about to check bank account* Me: “I’m guessing I should probably have about $200 left” *bank account*: $2.64 Me:”

Every time. Ugh. (See tweet here)

Every time. Ugh. (See tweet here)

7. “My weekly readings are longer than the days I’ve spent on this earth”

No joke, this class had 60 page readings each week that we were then quizzed on (granted the quizzes were two questions and any mention of something from the readings would guarantee you a mark)

No joke, this class had 60 page readings each week that we were then quizzed on (granted the quizzes were two questions and any mention of something from the readings would guarantee you a mark)

8. “When you’re trying to reach the word count for an essay”

Worst (see tweet here).

Worst (see tweet here).

9. “Laminate your index cards when studying. Not only does it prevent smearing, but the teardrops actually roll right off”

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AND 10. LIFE is temporary! GPA is for-ev-er!

Accurate. (See tweet here)

Because what is life when you have that 4.33??! (See tweet here)